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		<title>Bookshelf: Bad Baby Names</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 21:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s start with an important disclaimer:  Bad Baby Names is not a how-to guide.  While there are a few gems in this volume, for the most part these eye-poppingly odd monikers are best left to history. History is precisely where &#8230; <a href="http://appellationmountain.net/2008/05/04/bookshelf-bad-baby-names/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=appellationmountain.net&amp;blog=2597815&amp;post=74&amp;subd=appellationmountain&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s start with an important disclaimer:  <em>Bad Baby Names</em> is <strong>not </strong>a how-to guide.  While there are a few gems in this volume, for the most part these eye-poppingly odd monikers are best left to history.</p>
<p>History is precisely where co-authors Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback discovered the raw material for their book.  The staff at Ancestry.com couldn&#8217;t help but notice that, in the not-so-distant past, Fairy was a common choice.  (Don&#8217;t believe me?  Check out the Social Security stats, and you&#8217;ll see that it peaked in 1905, when 32 baby girls were named <strong>Fairy</strong> &#8211; as many as <strong>Bridget</strong>, and <em>more</em> than <strong>Diana</strong>, <strong>Melissa</strong> or <strong>Annabel</strong>.)</p>
<p>Read on for some of my favorites &#8211; and some lessons gleaned from this diverting little book.</p>
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<ul>
<li><em>Names that are stunningly odd are not a 21st century innovation.</em>  Sherrod and Rayback gleaned these appellations from the archives:  <strong>Panties</strong> Moberg, <strong>Tackle</strong> Feigenbutz, <strong>Sinner</strong> Ogle and <strong>Chastity</strong> Chestnut.</li>
<li><em>A perfectly normal name can become rather awkward if later shared with a fictional character.</em>  Since census data was first collected in 1790, <strong>Oliver</strong> Twist might&#8217;ve been a grown man when Charles Dickens published his novel in 1838.  And <strong>Harry</strong> Potter, <strong>Veronica</strong> Mars and <strong>Bart</strong> Simpson probably went to their rewards ages before they became household names &#8211; though their tombstones probably raise a few eyebrows days.</li>
<li><em>Even the most classic first name can go wrong when paired with certain surnames.</em>  <strong>Emma</strong>, <strong>Helen</strong> and <strong>Amanda</strong> should have it made, right?  Sure, unless their full names are Emma Royd, Helen Back and Amanda Bury.  Yikes!  And don&#8217;t get us started on <strong>Ima</strong> Hogg, Ima Hooker and <strong>Wanna</strong> Funk.</li>
<li><em>Those outlandish celeb names?  Not as staggeringly original as you might think.</em>  <strong>Pilot</strong> (son of <em>My Name is Earl</em>&#8216;s Jason Lee), <strong>Seven</strong> (Erykah Badu&#8217;s son) and, of course, <strong>Apple</strong> (Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s firstborn) all garnered plenty of press when bestowed.  But everyone of them has appeared in census records at least once before.</li>
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<p>In some cases, the names might&#8217;ve been prompted by family tradition or simply saying &#8220;I Do&#8221; to James Royd or Samuel Bury.  (Though Panties defies the imagination.)  And while the Census records are reasonably accurate, they are also handwritten and subject to human error.  In an era before every adult carried a driver&#8217;s license and possibly a passport, names were a bit more fluid.  (My own grandmother was born Maria Rosa in New York City during the Great Depression &#8211; but died Rose Marie in New Jersey eighty-some years later.)</p>
<p>But overall, this is a lovely edition to any namenik&#8217;s library &#8211; and reassurance aplenty that naming your daughter <strong>Cordelia</strong> or son <strong>Archer</strong> isn&#8217;t really so different after all.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Go There: Maverick</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 19:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quiksilver and Vans make pint-sized versions of their skatewear. Strollers boast more options than my first car &#8211; and cost more, too. Indie bands hold kid-friendly concerts at midday. Yup, parenting is a lot cooler than it ever was before. &#8230; <a href="http://appellationmountain.net/2008/01/27/dont-go-there-maverick/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=appellationmountain.net&amp;blog=2597815&amp;post=17&amp;subd=appellationmountain&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quiksilver and Vans make pint-sized versions of their skatewear.  Strollers boast more options than my first car &#8211; and cost more, too.  Indie bands hold kid-friendly concerts at midday.  Yup, parenting is a lot cooler than it ever was before.</p>
<p>So little wonder that baby names are far more adventurous than in earlier generations.  But there is a category of names that could be classed as <span style="font-style:italic;">Trying Too Hard, Burdensome to Your Kid, All About You, Inconsiderate</span>.</p>
<p>Even &#8211; dare I say it? &#8211; <span style="font-style:italic;">Bad Parenting</span>.</p>
<p>And I nominate the following boy&#8217;s name for the top of the heap:  <span style="font-weight:bold;">Maverick</span>.<span id="more-17"></span></p>
<p>Many of us who are now of an age to name our babies remember Maverick as Tom Cruise&#8217;s daredevil fly-boy character in <span style="font-style:italic;">Top Gun</span>.  It&#8217;s worth noting that Maverick was his <span style="font-style:italic;">callsign</span> &#8211; his given name was Pete.</p>
<p>And yet in 2006, this name was given to 388 baby boys born in the US.  It&#8217;s no Jacob, sure, but that makes it <span style="font-style:italic;">more</span> common than compelling choices like <span style="font-weight:bold;">Deacon, Matthias, Atticus, Heath, Rhys, Paxton </span>and <span style="font-weight:bold;">Beckett</span>.</p>
<p>Of course, Maverick has been in the dictionary since long before Tom Cruise flew into the danger zone.  From www.dictionary.com, a maverick is <span style="font-style:italic;">a lone dissenter, as an intellectual, an artist or a politician, who takes an independent stand apart from his or her associates. </span></p>
<p>The term originated when Texas rancher, Samuel A. Maverick, decided to leave his calves unbranded.</p>
<p>It is also a missile.</p>
<p>Now I will grant you that, calves and weaponry aside, Maverick is not as wacked out an X-Man choice as <span style="font-weight:bold;">Wolverine, Storm or Rogue</span>.  (None of which are currently in the Top 1000 &#8211; though Storm made a brief appearance, peaking at #840 in 1995.)</p>
<p>Maverick is both a surname name (think <span style="font-weight:bold;">Finley, Madison</span> and <span style="font-weight:bold;">Tyler</span>) and a noun name (a la <span style="font-weight:bold;">Story, Journey</span> and <span style="font-weight:bold;">Lyric</span>.)</p>
<p>What&#8217;s more, Maverick has appeared in pop culture before.  Back in 1957, <span style="font-style:italic;">Maverick</span> ran on ABC &#8211; an old West show about a family of reluctant gunslinger heroes, the gambling Maverick clan.  First came Bret, then Bart, Beau and Brent before the series ended in 1962.</p>
<p>This lends Maverick some cowboy cachet, not unlike rising star <span style="font-weight:bold;">Wyatt </span>(#82 in 2006, the highest it&#8217;s ever climbed.)  In fact, Maverick flirted with the Top 1000 during the television show&#8217;s initial run, in 1958 (#792) and 1959 (#988.)</p>
<p>And yet, this name crosses the line from interesting and cool to outlandish and cruel, and here&#8217;s why:</p>
<ul>
<li>Maverick is a comic book character &#8211; this is a red flag for baby naming!</li>
<li>Maverick is a <span style="font-style:italic;">Yugioh</span> villain &#8211; again, anime names are, at best, dicey choices.</li>
<li>The name has been given to a roller coaster &#8211; would you name your kid Viper, Steel Dragon or El Toro?</li>
<li>Ford has used Maverick for four different models &#8211; including their European SUV.  While some little girls are named Camry, this is another big stop sign in baby naming.</li>
<li>The Mavericks are Dallas&#8217; NBA franchise.  As a general rule, professional sports teams names do not lend themselves to becoming good choices for our children. Imagine: &#8220;This is my son, Steeler Smith.  Hi, I&#8217;m Red Wing Jackson.&#8221;</li>
</ul>
<p>But lastly, there&#8217;s just something about this name that feels over-the-top.  Beyond the gamblers, the hoop stars, the thrill riders, this noun name just feels like it&#8217;s putting way too much on your child.</p>
<p>What if your Maverick is more of a laid back, go-with-the-flow kind of kid?  It&#8217;s a big name, an eye-popping name, and it just feels like much too much.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t go there.</p>
<p><span style="font-style:italic;">***For the full list of Mavericks, </span><a title="List of Mavericks" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maverick" target="_blank"><span style="font-style:italic;">see Wikipedia&#8217;s page</span></a>.</p>
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